A course in troll sockpuppets/Hacker troll
The hacker troll takes pride in terrible spelling and a minor criminal record. He would thrive and survive in an actual prison environment, but with two lawyers for parents that isn't likely to happen. He's preparing for a career in systems engineering. Actually he's fundamentally in demand, as idiots like those who write wiki articles need someone to run their systems and anonymous will not.
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His goal in life is to create a virus. he is an 3l33t interwebz haxor on steriods, just like fuax news warned us about.