Talk:Discordianism/Numerology and fnords

Here is where we get to rant and chew up eachother's personal opinion of reality.

Section 1

I'll Break down the first page the lesson covers line by line so we can see eachother's line of reasioning

• THE INSIDE STORY!
  • This line is really just an eye grabber for those who flip through the book. The Authors bring great attention to this seemingly trite set of paragraphs. It shows just how important what were about to read really is.

• The Law of Fives
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• The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.
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• POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.
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• The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
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• The Law of Fives is never wrong.
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• In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
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• Please do not use this document as toilet tissue
  • The Title of this wonderful trite.

• The Nagas of Upper Burma say that the sun shines by day because, being a woman, it is afraid to venture out at night.
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