Physics and Astronomy Labs/Optics: Human eye model (Pasco)/A

How does Moses make his tea...?
...hebrews it!!!!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"